Wage_slave

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Chef Boy R Dee is pasta

[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago

Stage three: make everyone on earth sound like a freaked out anime character.

Success.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I don't wear much other than hoodies and jeans.

Got a Citizen and it looks like I paid a mint for it in contrast.

You can say it is the polish to this turd.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how long it will be until inbreeding reaches a critical state and the island becomes naturally uninhabited.

I mean, there's no new bloodlines coming in, and there's only so many marriages and branches in the family trees that can happen.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's too early to see a face and get into a slapping mood.

Get fucked, u_spez

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That poor support dog. Rover probably be all "what did I do to be teathered to this removed?"

How many more stops are left? Or as I want to call them, comedic episodes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I was was wondering what I'd look like with a sick tat on my face. And behold, the DNA and AI winning combination knew it, before I ever got it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I absolutely love typewriters. You are very correct. If they were more practical, I'd take up smoking again and go work for the times.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 7 months ago

I'd fight the shit out of you but I am afraid you are just too well hydrated and I stand no chance.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah ladies, it's like the late gestation of the kiwi when making an egg. Yeah, pretty hot. I know.

It's like that.

points to groin

/s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I am so happy with the advances in keyboard technology. i have really heavy fingers when i type. Not physically, but I've always used a bunch of force despite my best efforts.

And love mechanical keys, so that makes everything super duper loud.

Thankfully there are entire youtube channels devoted to keyboards and I was able to find a board that can be mechanical and wonderful but not sound like the end of days whenever try and send an email or type out anything too long. ___

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