Also, the lake they’re using to cool the data center is in critical condition for drying out. The great salt lake is at a tipping point where if they can’t maintain the current levels it could turn into a toxic dust bowl effect where all the toxic shit that’s collected in the dead lake for millennia will end up in the air in the valley.

Woah woah woah, the Subaru Legacy is halal?!

Literally my first thought was, ‘did Donut have a magical hot dog in the books?’

Was that a subtle jello belt joke for Utah? If so, kudos my guy

Is that the Legend of Zelda fairy music in the background?!

Does this include the plot points where there’s a misunderstanding in a relationship? Like where a girl sees her boyfriend hug another girl but doesn’t know it’s his cousin or something and instead of talking about it just ignores him and so he ignores her and it’s just dumb and entirely avoidable?

At face value I was confused why they are commenting on her transfer making her happy but then I remembered that they’re not talking to us. They’re telling people that are worried she’ll talk that she’s being retaken care of so she’ll remain silent.

Friendly reminder that the reason we get funny headlines like this from Florida is that the state allows the media full access to their police records so they can find stories like this

This still is killing me. Why is this so funny? All the others look like good images of the characters!

lol at, "the organizers said on X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter." I love how this is journalism is handling this switch.

Or they put their kids in a cheap “school” without regulations and can be abused or whatever while the parents have to go to work

Or be home schooled

Or they have to go into the labor force early

All of these are terrible options

Keep in mind this does not just apply to ‘top talent’.

Anyone who is confident they can find something elsewhere and have a good enough resume to land a hybrid/WFH job will do so, if pushed.