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When you're in a hole, dig harder!
No wonder they matched him with JT.
He'd draw on a weather map with a sharpie too,
Literally do and say anything, no matter how ridiculous, to not ever admit a mistake.
If lying, restructuring my entire identity by throwing all my values overboard, or undermining the foundations of democracy in order to gain more power is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
If God didn't want us to fuck couches, why did he make them so goddamn sexy?
The smaller ones are called "love seats". That makes it consensual, right?
Preach 🛋️🙌
At most, claim it was sarcasm, just a joke.
Especially if you're drilling a hole in a couch.