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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why you peeing in that thing, bro? The two big arches ought to be enough for any halfway intelligent person to realize that you're supposed to stick your buttocks there not your beanie-weenie. Dries out your logs so that they don't make as big a mess when you pick them up to toss them into the sink.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

But before completely drying them out, the strong airflow flings turds all over the walls, doors, and ceiling. It speeds up the drying process a lot, ya know?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You had us at Butt.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

They are fairly crap as a hand dryer too.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Saw a homeless guy do this in downtown Toronto before. It didn't smell great.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Not great doesn’t mean not bad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I saw a down's syndrome kid do it once when his carer got distracted for a moment.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

I like those XLERATOR dryers because when you stick your frank and beans in them they make your balls flutter fast enough to play a tune reminiscent of a kazoo.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Dyson piss areosoliser

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

You're supposed to dip your genitals into it to dry after washing it in the sink idiot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

How'd it even get a 1?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Now I know why these things stink so badly