I’m going to assume “toned down the physics” means her breasts no longer constantly jiggle like there’s a blind mouse inside them trying to get out.
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It means "used a better physics engine and didn't account for the western political tourists who haven't played and do not actually give a shit about the first game".
western political tourists
I've noticed chud-bazingas of all types hate being called tourists so I strongly encourage proliferating the use of that term.
Yeah I've been adopting it. People also intuitively know who it's about so it's a very strong term to use, if it gets widespread use it will reduce this behaviour when they start getting identified as tourists instantly.
if I was waiting for a remake of a horny game, boob physics that don't look like a joke about DOA beach volleyball would be a positive lmao
Imagine if this was how physics worked in the real world.
People just sitting completely still but their boobs just doing Brownian motion.
Looks it's how Einstein confirmed the existence of boobatoms, okay
Japan BETRAYED GAMERS! It's OVER! Japanese people are now POLITICAL and WOKE! Time to start supporting horny and apolitical gacha games from Taiwan and South Korea.
I bet I know which achievement these people mad about physics got first…
Are any of them complaining about the soundtrack? I played the original (teenager, poor decisions were made) and the soundtrack was actually super lit. No way they shelled out for the rights to all of those songs a second time for the cash grab remake.
Yyyyyup, all the licensed songs except for one are gone, with generic new music in their place
Note that Grasshopper Manufacture, Suda and James Gunn had nothing to do with this remaster
I bet I know which achievement these people mad about physics got first…
Hmm, I've never played this game. I wonder what achievement that could be.
Of course this is the thing they focus on when the entire remaster is a slapdash hackjob
I wouldn't be surprised if the devs just forgot to add it with how shit I've heard the remaster is. Honestly shocked that the devs of the remake didn't go all in on the horniness of that game
I wouldn't be surprised if the jiggle physics were somehow tied to the framerate and just look different with 60fps. And yes, the producer went out of his way to proclaim the remaster would be "uncensored," so I doubt it was intentional. Better to get attention on that rather than all the missing licensed songs, dubiously retouched graphics and performance issues I guess
if the jiggle physics were somehow tied to the framerate
One of the most 
provoking gags I ever saw involved taking Tara Strong's lines from Lollipop Chainsaw and transfering them to a Twilight Sparkle dub.