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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

"Then it is settled," Elrond said at last. "You shall be the Squadron of the Ring."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

That's just what we need, Catholic RoboCop being tempted by the one ring, while it tries and fails to get big enough for his Kaiser roll fingers.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

But why not get the drop pods to fly the ring to Mordor?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Fucking xenos and heretics everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice, they should totally make a regular fantasy version of 40k, would be sick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah but 40k Fantasy is it's own thing and doesn't have sweet Space Marines, unless you acknowledge the Timescape. And cool kids don't do that. You wanna be cool right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes, that's why I collect Stormcast because they have griffon... Things.

(I don't actually collect them, because why they hell would you when you can have dinosaurs?)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can they even resist the Ring though

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A quick review of the lore says no…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't that be 50/50?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sister of battle ring bearer? They might be even better than hobbits

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sister of silence?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Astartes would totally be on the side of Sauron. They're brainwashed child soldiers filled with xenophobia and hate. Definitely makes more sense for them to be Orcs - actually that's basically what Orcs are in Tolkien.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or are they silmarillian era elves

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ooo, that could be too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Astartes vs Sauron, who would win?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I think the Astartes would make Sauron look like the good guy