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Imagine siding with those two corpos while also declaring yourself the ultimate rebel like in the Star War. 
Oh, so Milton is going to burn it down and get away with the money in the end?
omg he admit his department is a made up grift!
The department of government efficiency investigates some government service to improve the government
The department fires almost everyone working on the government service
The service no longer functions because it needs more than a skeleton crew to be effective
The service gets privitized because surely the private sector can make it work
The private sector makes things worse. The government is blamed for all the new problems caused by the private sector
The department of government efficiency investigates some government service to improve the government
Yes, the personifications of corporate inefficiency will bring about government efficiency, very big brained.
Elon tweets like a thousand times a day. Nobody who tweets as much as him is "efficient", although in this case it probably helps because if he weren't tweeting, he'd be designing cybertruck 2 or threatening to sue more advertisers for not using twitter.
"Designing" (drawing on a napkin with a crayon)
I present to you capitalism's finest, the whitest and most divorced man on earth:
Deadbeat, sexist, transphobic, absentee father of multiple children, multiple divorces:✅
Less rational and emotionally mature than the average tween:✅
History of reactionary political posts that stoke existing right-wing and dudebro bigotries in his army of bootlicking acolytes:✅
Owner or controlling interest in several multi-billion-dollar bazinga corpos, material value and benefits to society dubious:✅
Fifty-fucking-three years old and memelording shit like this daily as if he's still in primary school:✅
I was so glad the word epic finally fell out of favor with even the most unoriginal of 
users. Not surprised Most Divorced Man is still using it.
UGH. Remember when every smirking asshole across college campuses nationwide was saying "EPIC FAIL" a lot? 
Department of government efficiency
Doge
Comedy graveyard corpse, right there.
I mostly shit post with a barely functional AI promoting pictures of myself. Tell the board members to suck my nuts. Tell my ex's laywers to fuck off. Tell my lawyers to tell government regulators laywers to fuck off. Then spend about 4-8 hours in the K-hole....I mean work so hard I "sleep at the office".
He's not getting the goverment overseer job. It would conflict of interest with his own wealth. He's shitposting per usual.
Aren't shitposts supposed to be funny, though?
Well we aren't really laughing with Elon as much as we are laughing AT Elon. So it is funny...from a certain point of view.
It would conflict of interest with his own wealth.
I think that's actually a prerequisite for higher up US government jobs these days.