Twitter: 📉💥🔥🔥🔥

Trump: “perfect resumé Elon, now let’s finish off America for our beloved Pootie”

yes lets put the man that single handedly collapsed the EV market and obliterated Twitter in charge of "streamlining" the government, that is a great idea!

Bruh fired people who wrote efficient code...

Ah yes Elon Musk the Joseph Goebbels of a trump administration

Donald trump says Elon musk will lead “how to shovel more money into my pockets and the private sector while dismantling more government” task force.

If this actually happens, it will be a shit show of epic proportions.

Step 1) Rename the country to something more hip. Possibly USX.

Step 2) Have everyone sign a pledge to work twice as hard.

Step 3) Cut everything that has a budget.

Step 4) Profit?

Trump made the remarks Thursday during a campaign stop at the New York Economic Club. “At the suggestion of Elon Musk, who has given me his complete and total endorsement…I will create a government efficiency commission tasked with conducting a complete financial and performance audit of the entire federal government,” Trump said. “Elon has agreed to head the task force,” Trump added while noting that the task force would be responsible for “making recommendations for drastic reforms” to the government.

Not sure I love the sound of "drastic reforms to the government". But if we're stupid enough to give gim the keys to 1600 Pennsylvania again, it's what we deserve.

Elon Musk is presently involved with the operation of multiple companies, not to mention posting on social media. I think that his plate is pretty full.

Chump sucking off a foreign national/wannabe dictator...

Tale as old as time.

He will make it as efficient as he did with Twitter!

It all starts with a name change, as always. Maybe "Holy Roman empire" will be dramatic enough for his tastes.

This should be in commercials. There's Trump's Stupid ideas and Musk's ideologic stupidity. What a fucking Reese's these two would make

Great. So the Gov’t will have a quarter of its current value.

Nothing says "efficiency" like a racist, drug addicted manchild with untreated ADHD who never sleeps.

Wasn't he supposed to be on Mars by now? I can see why Dementia DonOLD likes him, he tanks businesses just like him, he lies just like him, he makes bullshit promises again just like him, and I could go on....

Not exaggerating - these people literally want to turn us into slaves. They’re going to take EVERYTHING they can from us.

This just goes to show that nobody ever graduates school. What happens in elementary school in terms of popularity contests reoccurs in junior high and high school, college, businesses, religions, and governments. Humanity is still in its adolescence and until we actually mature as a species, we will constantly be on the brink of death or we will find a way to make it happen.

Well, narcissistic idiots who’ve built their empires on lies and exploitation flock together.

On the one hand, government jobs are known to be very cushy compared to industry where the harsh realities of late-stage capitalism are in full swing.

On the other hand, Elon is in no position to fix the government inefficiency problem. He would call for some ridiculously stupid and uninformed decisions to be made based upon his business ethos of nuking (potentially important) things and starting from scratch.

I heard someone say they fellate each other. Oh no, that was a video I saw of Lonnie interviewing the orange bad sucking each other off.

🤣🤦‍♂️