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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (2 children)

More to the point, princess, why are you still in a bed that smells like piss?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Relax dude, she just figured it out. The next panel is her washing her sheets.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just wanna say thanks, that visual really got me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

WHARGARBL

Now you have another visual.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eww. Imagine you go to lie down and an unknown person has peed on your bed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'd piss myself. Which probably doesn't help

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The birds and animals don't come out to help and sing a song? She ain't no princess.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Have you seen the average Mushroom Kingdom animal? That scene does not look quite the same when your animal friends are some giant red beetles, sentient plants with huge teeth and freaking fire-breathing triceratops.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's princessist. Don't be that guy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Gatekeeping princesses is my kink

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe in Marioland pee smells like rainbow road or sticky marmalade? It's bad in bed but not a common bad smell.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Mario! She complained like a true princess!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

'Off with his head!'

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

“…and why does that piss smell like linguini?”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Peach is lucky they try The Princess And The Pea and not The Sleeping Beauty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would you put a pea in her bed to begin with

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen about a princess who is tested by a pea under twenty mattresses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Huh, hadn't heard about that one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Reminded me of this

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago