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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I assure you, I've had cats that have absolutely discovered gas. Much to the dismay of my nose....

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's cereal at the exact split second moment it is perfectly in between dry and soggy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

whoever figures how to make that last for more than 30 seconds will be a new billionaire

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Same with me, offer non-binding.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Meaty chunks suspended in a non Newtonian fluid.

You have to let it slowly leak from the can as it becomes a solid as you try to scoop it out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

My cat likes me to pour a little bit of water into hard food and then he licks up the water until it gets absorbed by food.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Non-Newtonian cat food?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

cat puking on the bed at 3am noises

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

They may be onto what preceded our universe's singularity.