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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rated by a review board? 4 out of 5 dentists? One fucking girl who doesn't want it anyway?

My wife loves my cock in every hole and that's the only review that matters to me.

[–] [email protected] 117 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is a Wendy's

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'll have what he's having

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I also choose that guys dead wife

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I gotta remember this comeback

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Not anymore. Now it's a swingers commune.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (4 children)

And that’s why I like the “disappointing, good, awesome” scale. You only have three options and people generally know where to sort things.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yea but https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_promoter_score is marketer pseudoscience that gets taken waaaaaaay too far by dumb executives all the time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

How likely are you to recommend Comcast to a friend?

Bitch, you're a monopoly, I would leave if I could.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel a "really good" could fit in there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Well, of course. If it's described as "really good," I think we can assume it fits.

If it doesn't fit or proves too be too painful, I guess that falls more towards "disappointing," but that feels like a misnomer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I rather have 1-5.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mean, median, or mode?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Exactly. This rambling nonsense is basically just the response I would expect from "tell me you don't understand averages, without telling me you don't understand averages"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did a new copypasta just drop?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Ohhhh, I desperately want this to happen!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

phenomenon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's the standard issue. Helmet on soldier, you wanna live forever?

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dude's seriously mansplaining small dingdong