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This has to be breaking at least a few laws.
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This is a 3rd degree food-crime, definitely premeditated.
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Gross, I can't believe anyone would do something so disgusting! Using a plastic spatula making everything taste like melted plastic.
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I know I'm not in a great position to give culinary criticism as a Dutchman but what the actual fuck
One word:
Hagelslag
Hagelslag met pindakaas
Chocolate sprinkles with peanut butter
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the plastic spatula is the scariest part of this picture
Everyone talking about microplastics while not getting enough macroplastics in their diet.
I get that through eating the bottles
Wait until you find out about tires.
I'd eat that
Of course. Protein and chocolate, it's got everything your body craves.
Is this how Cadbury creme eggs are made?
Almost. They prepare the eggs in this fashion, then the Asian palm civet eats it and takes a dump in the classic creme egg shape you know and love.
Unparalleled stencil work each and every dump
Have you ever seen the sphincter muscles on a civet? Truly a work of art. There's a whole industry of research dedicated to the little buggers anal capabilities called Musculature-Eroneous of Actual Total Span Pressure and Interspecies Nominaliused. There used to be a website dedicated to the topic, idk if it's still up but you can give it a shot.
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Well it's Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I'm not so sure about that
Well it's Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I'm not so sure about that
I thought milk-a chocolate was from Italy?
I live in Italy (not Italian) and I feel personally offended by how bad that pun was.
You, sir (or lady, or whatever the fuck you are) should be in a max security pun-itentiary
pasta la vista
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I'm from Europe, bitches! Yes, I can eat my eggs raw how about you, Americans?!
That's not a good thing, that means I live closer to this abomination
Skill issue
How about that beef, tho?
Pork is better tbh
I was going to comment enjoy your vomit flavored eggs, but I guess not
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Thank you sir, you ruined my day
Rude
...why?
Breakfast time
I want this with white chocolate
Whenever I make curry I use these square blocks. Every time I just sort of casually ask my girlfriend "How much choco do you want in here? I'm thinking a lot." as I break off pieces into the wok.
Gets her every time. 😂
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