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[-] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

I don't think this idea will see the light of day.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

They can stick that mirror where the sun don’t shine.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Guess I'll die another day.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Imagine a malicious person constantly aiming the light at at the house of someone they don’t like. Good thing it doesn’t seem to be feasible any time soon.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"I want a spot, but I want all of my sunlight focused onto a spot about a centimeter across. I'll give you the coordinates."

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Because the sun is not a point source but a disk half a degree across, you can’t focus the sun tighter than about a 1km spot from a mirror in low earth orbit.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Okay but can we make that 1 km hot enough to burn everything inside of it?

For science of course.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Welp I hate to break it to you, but the Ruskies actually already tried this one back in the 90s, and I’m fairly certain the business idea is based directly on that concept.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

In a tent would be even worse.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Seems like a lot of planning to get the person you don't like to live in a tent first.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

There are ways.

None so far as I’m aware that are actually legal, mind. But why let that get in the way of one’s dastardly plans?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Possibly some type of incendiary device?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I was kind of thinking chemical. Unleash a pack of grumpy skunks and get them to spray everything.

Freakish, sure, but plausibly deniable.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I was thinking more they were on a trip somewhere.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

So if they over concentrate does this turn into an 'ant in a magnifying glass' situation?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Was thinking the exact same thing. Also if this took off doesn't seem like it would help the global warming situation. "Let's add more energy to our planetary greenhouse!"

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Could it be used to break up protests?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

If by "break up" you mean on a molecular level, then yes.

[-] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Theoretically, but I don't see protests or riots stopping because of light.. riots happen in the day, too, and the violent ones are going to be masked up so more light won't do anything to reveal their identity

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It will be stopped if the protests are vaporized

[-] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Surely not. Mirrors are incapable of destruction. Why that would be dangerous! You could burn crops or boil away water reserves. Surely no corporation would so irresponsible!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

commoditize sunlight

Absolute ghouls

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It's not like they are taking it away from you. Just selling you extra you don't need

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Isn't light pollution like that just illegal?

Edit: In the US, it is in some states, though not all. Haven't found a source for Europe yet.

https://www.ncsl.org/environment-and-natural-resources/states-shut-out-light-pollution

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I don't like it when companies mess with the sky. Don't fuck with my stars.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

if someone stares directly at it will it hurt their eye?

this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2024
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