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Valence rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's a TV network called "Ion", and their tagline is "Ion Television: Positively Entertaining". Every time I hear it I have to wonder how many of their viewers actually get it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

It's such a good name, it has that pun AND it's a double entendre ("Eye-on")

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

🧅^-^ anion

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

👹🚫 Oni-off

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

⚡️🧅 Onion

🧅 Offion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

⚡️🧅 Onion

🧅 Onioff

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

⚡ 🧅 Onion

🧅 Offioff

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Which ONION will my cat pick FIRST?!?! | Mr. Beast

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

You need to remove the skin on the onion to be more accurate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Onyo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Onyo!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

So garlic has fewer protons... chemistry is finally starting to make sense!