Me either, I shitpost via astral projection.
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2024
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Browsing the Internet is a lot like pondering my orb.
I don't need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don't exist outside of the interwebs
If the gay people in my phone were real I would kiss them.
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That's exactly what someone pretending not to be Jessica would say. Color me suspicious, "not" Jessica. I'm onto you.
My name is TotallynotJessica because I don't have a corporeal form. There's no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!
If you're really an incorporeal entity, how many fingers am I holding up‽
I don't unlock omnipotence until level 12 unfortunately. Takes a lot of grinding to get xp 😔
Mmhmm. This is feeling more and more Jessicay by the minute!
Im sorry. Please don't haunt me!
Canonically this is how Toei's 2022 ransomware attack happened.
ootl, what?
https://animehunch.com/toei-animation-reveals-investigation-results-after-website-hack/
Studio that made the 90s version. They got hacked in 2022 and Usagi would be roughly the right age to be an executive there.
And Stuxnet and god knows how many other hacks
Usagi Tsukino, preparing to spread the Conficker virus onto the internet in 2008, colorized.
Ah, the 3 1/2" floppy disks, memories come flooding back. The kerlunk as it goes in, the ffft as the metal protector slides away and the ft ft ft fd, ft ft ft fd as it read the data.
People will say this shit that literally use a computer every day for their job. Don't lie to me asshole I know you can type
Hunt and peck is not typing.
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