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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

You can't just jump directly from agent from president, you need to be CIA director first

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He'll be president when he's 90 and has 5 failed presidential bids under his belt.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

He'll have served as secretary of 7 different cabinet positions by then and have the 50 richest men in world on speeddial. Speed dial, is that still a thing?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

He's got those sleeves rolled up and everything. amerikkka-clap

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

yes or no do you think anyone smelled the fart he just let out

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

YES WE COULD! PETE 2024!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Pooch Obliterator of The United States

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I wonder if he's still working on that shadow app...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

They keep trying to make Pete happen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It's still the dog days of summer...let the man enjoy himself

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

For a second, I thought that was David Duke what parped an X

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How's the public transportation project coming along Pete?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yes or no do you think a graham cracker could write a great sonnet some day?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Who could forget dear Ratboy?