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[–] 24 points 3 years ago

You can't just jump directly from agent from president, you need to be CIA director first

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  • [–] 22 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    He'll be president when he's 90 and has 5 failed presidential bids under his belt.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago

    He's got those sleeves rolled up and everything. amerikkka-clap

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  • [+] 14 points 3 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
    [–] 14 points 3 years ago

    yes or no do you think anyone smelled the fart he just let out

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago

    YES WE COULD! PETE 2024!

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago
    [–] 10 points 3 years ago

    Pooch Obliterator of The United States

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  • I wonder if he's still working on that shadow app...

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  • [+] 9 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    It's still the dog days of summer...let the man enjoy himself

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    They keep trying to make Pete happen.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago
    [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    For a second, I thought that was David Duke what parped an X

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    How's the public transportation project coming along Pete?

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  • Yes or no do you think a graham cracker could write a great sonnet some day?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago
    [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Who could forget dear Ratboy?

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