You can't just jump directly from agent from president, you need to be CIA director first
He'll be president when he's 90 and has 5 failed presidential bids under his belt.
He'll have served as secretary of 7 different cabinet positions by then and have the 50 richest men in world on speeddial. Speed dial, is that still a thing?
He's got those sleeves rolled up and everything. 
yes or no do you think anyone smelled the fart he just let out
YES WE COULD! PETE 2024!
fizzuck no
Pooch Obliterator of The United States
I wonder if he's still working on that shadow app...
It's still the dog days of summer...let the man enjoy himself
They keep trying to make Pete happen.
For a second, I thought that was David Duke what parped an X
How's the public transportation project coming along Pete?
Yes or no do you think a graham cracker could write a great sonnet some day?
Who could forget dear Ratboy?
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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