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The Sandwich Thief (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago

This is only hilarious because I'm not T-Swizzle. Lunch thieves are the worst, and this is comedic gold.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

if someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass!

edit

seems people took this joke seriously ๐Ÿ˜

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

I am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

It's illegal in most places.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

However, it's perfectly legal to put in enough sriracha to ruin someone's day, as long as you can handle it.

This is why I eat spicy food for every meal. I'm playing the long game.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Sriracha would only inconvenience the common sandwich thief. Gotta go at least habanero or higher to deter the average joe. You might want to step up to scorpion, ghost, or reaper if you want effects to be immediately apparent to the non spice head.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I recommend to use extremely hot chilli Instead.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You are advocating for at best food poisoning or at worse attempted murder.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago

Am i the only one here that doesnt think this is genuine? I cant have fun with a meme like this if i feel is faked

[-] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago

I think it is fake. Though I enjoyed it like a funny show with a suspension of belief.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Definitely not real but I still enjoyed the bit.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I only enjoyed because it was fake. Otherwise it'd just be petty office bullshit, which is no fun for anyone.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

In real life you would just wait to see who's putting up the messages

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Has to be fake.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

Am I the only one who can't read a thing not even zoomed up? Is it not Pixel Thief instead?

[-] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago

It depends on your client. In Sync, you need to click into the post then the image to get full resolution. Clicking the image from the front page just blows up the thumbnail

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Thanks. I had the same complaint and it worked for me.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

It's perfectly readable through Voyager

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Look in your settings or upper corner - it's loading low res to load fast. There's either an HD button or HD option somewhere in your app

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

This! Thank you

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Connect for Lemmy displays it correctly.

Client issue?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Where can I donate so you can afford more pixels?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

If you're using Sync, view the image from the comments section to see the original quality.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I was waiting for: dear sandwich theif, this is IT. We have the printer logs. HR brought us donuts. Your move.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Angering HR? No problemo. IT? I wouldn't dare...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It's not like HR values only the welfare of the company and isn't just there to provide the illusion that employees matter to them.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I'm swiss, what is a swiss sandwich?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Swiss cheese on the sandwich. Not a Swiss sandwich

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I don't suppose you could change this to a slide show? It is a very long image.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Why was this edited

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

This meme is probably like 10 years old. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Bye Francis!

[-] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago

Classic HR coming in to ruin the fun. Can't have anything because of them.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

I mean, this guy stole someone else's lunch. This is like saying cops are bad after they arrested a drug kingpin.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

HR - Happiness Ruiner

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Well, certainly can't have pizza.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I dunno, it kinda felt like she was playing along... within the constraints of still doing her job. Printing out a whole paper to say "No." when a sticky note would suffice, for example.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

HR exists to protect the company, which makes them cops, which makes them bastards oppressing the poor and hungry as seen above

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

If your comment is sarcasm, then it's brilliant.

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