“And don’t even get me started on the way she sighs,” he said. “It definitely has something to do with me, even though people sigh for a million different reasons, like if they’re tired or stressed or something. I’m definitely not going to ask her about any of those things, though, because I don’t really view her as a full person. It just gives off a very bitchy, passive aggressive vibe.”
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Tbf, my sigh is passive aggressive. It saves me from being fully aggressive.
Sometimes it is and sometimes it isn't. Sometimes I have to hold back a sigh because I know the guy will get offended and I can't be bothered dealing with that. sigh
as a single male with no kids, no career, and no ambition getting a woman to sigh at me is a huge win
“You’re prettier when you smile”
Man refuses to listen and wonders why he got a sigh