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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How Trump imagines it would be:

Kamala Harris "I am humbled to be the Democratic Party's candidate for President. I accept..."

Announcer "What's this? It's Joe Biden with a steel chair!"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (4 children)

25 years ago on August 19th 2024, when the Biden threw Harris off "Hell in a Cell" and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think Harris stole my jumper cables to beat Biden.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

RIP RogerSimon10, beaten to death with jumper cables too young...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, how I miss u/shittymorph’s posts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You can help keep the dream alive. But you have to strive for fidelity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A truly historic moment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Fuck you shittymorph you got me again!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Well I mean I would be impressed if he did.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I can't tell if his inability to dementedly choke to death on his own tongue is mainly because he's so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline or that he's so used to taking multiple oligarch chodes at once he has no gag reflex.

Either way, it's mildly fascinating.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

he's so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline

chef's kiss~ My friend, you are a wordsmith.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I can’t tell if his inability to dementedly choke to death on his own tongue is mainly because he’s so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline or that he’s so used to taking multiple oligarch chodes at once he has no gag reflex.

Either way, it’s mildly fascinating.

There. I've enloudened it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

🤣📣💥

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We’ll know when we find out who’s paying him hush money

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Trump says a lot of stupid and wildly unhinged things but this is a special kind of dumb. The man is in total Narcissistic Collapse and desperately wishes he were still running against Biden.

He’s just so weird and old. Much too weird and old to be President.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

It's refreshing to see this dickbag actually nervous.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So egomaniacal every question about someone else is "tell us about yourself but use someone else's name," because these idiots will follow the piper over any cliff.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

these idiots will follow the piper over any cliff

If only….

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

He doesn't know how to campaign against anyone but Joe

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

He can't imagine Biden not doing that because it's exactly what he would do. Altruism and grace are entirely alien concepts to him. Just the idea of not demanding the spotlight and attention for even one second would make him physically ill.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've said this a few times already, but he sounds like Joker after Batman died

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Trump pulling a nervous wreck version of the King from Hamilton...

"They say, Joe Biden is yielding his power and stepping away. Is that true? I wasn't aware that was something a person could do"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

He thinks this is a wrestling storyline and Biden will return to chair shot Kamala and take back the nomination lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Oh no Trump knows the secret to getting HILLARY back in office. Too bad he thinks it’ll be SLEEPY JOE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The only person I'd allow is Bernie Sanders and with a steel chair.