Meanwhile, JD Vance tricked kids into watching a video in his basement about how to report your parents to the post-Project 2025 government if they think their parents might be using IVF to have another child.
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2024
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It's true.
Lol I genuinely don't know what's truth and what's a meme anymore when it comes to this guy. I don't really care anyway, just kinda wild.
Just kinda weird.
You mean he took kids to his sofa-celler?
JD Vance puts his skillet in the dishwasher.
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That may be the most well lit house I've ever seen in my life. That damn place looks like a library or a business or something.
He was the governor of Minnesota in 2019, this is the Governor's Residence.
Ah, well... That makes a lot of sense...
True Americans give out full-sized candy bars on Halloween, full-sized candy canes at Christmas, and chocolate bunnies that are not hollow on the inside at Easter.
Those bunnies are really fucking hard to find though. I forgive when people give me hollow chocolate bunnies, it's what Obi-Wan would want
Am I the only one who prefers hollow bunnies? I’m not a huge chocolate fan, so a solid chocolate bunny is just way too much chocolate.
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Obi-Wan wants solid Easter Bunnies chocolates, but will still be happy with hollow ones.
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Are you rich? You have this kind of money to throw around? Full size candy is like 2 bucks each, that's like half a gallon of gas...
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I was concerned that the house looked too fancy and maybe Walz is rich, but it turns out that it's a Governor's House and thus a state-owned property that he's allowed to live in. He's actually no longer living there, and now renting a home. His net worth is estimated to be around $150k.
He's just a normal person!
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When I was a kid this was the picture we were used to see from the states in movies. Hope it goes back to that asap.
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Full size candy bars are literally the only alternative to full blown fascism
Walz is a great guy all around and it's really motivating as a voter to see him up there.
Not only is he a fantastic politician in regards to how he interacts with his constituents but he's incredibly liberal in regards to our countries politics. I feel like he's going to be a huge turning point for a lot of people, changing voting from "Can't let Trump get in" to "Maybe this country can actually improve."
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