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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Typical Kennedy, leaving dead bodies all over the place.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but usually it's American soldiers......ah, you didn't think I'd counter a dark joke with a vietnam dark joke!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Usually, but sometimes it's a woman in a pond.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't get this reference. I didn't find any info on Marilyn Monroe in a pond, BUT to my surprise/confusion I found MULTIPLE websites selling rubber ducks, and inflatable ducks made in the image of Marilyn Monroe as a yellow duckie. Selling anywhere from $5, to $40. To which that just adds MORE questions....

What am I missing here?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I'm not sure how I'd never heard of this. It's always disappointing how the rich and powerful receive different legal treatment than us regular folk.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

*shrugs*

All right, I guess. He heard people calling Republicans weird and was like "Wait, don't forget how weird I am, too!" because he wants to make sure everyone knows he's still a Republican in his heart.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's had insane shit with animals his whole life. In his teens he had a hawk that went everywhere with him. Check out the latest Behind the Bastards series on him it's fuckin cray

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

It's looong but it's so worth it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I don't get how, in the span of about a decade, he went from being an intelligent activist to batshit insane.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago

I thought it was decided that worms ate his brain

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He was always weird, it just wasn't public knowledge. The guy liked to spend his free time surrounded by dead animal carcasses as a child, carried a hawk with him constantly, sexually harrased a significant amount of women, and has been a prominent anti-vaxxer for like 20 years.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yikes.

Yeah. That's no bueno.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He was an "intelligent activist"?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Apparently, ten years ago, RFK Jr was dumping a dead bear in Central Park.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 months ago

10 years ago the left was sucking off elon musk as a genius. And now they want him dead.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

In the video, Mr. Kennedy appears to be seated in a kitchen as he casually tells the actress Roseanne Barr about the ordeal. He says that he was driving through the Hudson Valley when he saw a woman in a van hit and kill a young bear.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

That mention of Roseanne Barr - surprising yet completely not.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

We need to get this to the top threads of all time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The bear or man debacle