Why are you unemployed at a time when Pittsburgh restaurants are desperate to hire employees. Our policy is not to hire people who are not currently working at another job.

When they answer their own question immediately after asking it.

Reminds me of the time someone tried to ask me this sort of shit during a phone interview

I just went "It's obvious you're just on a power trip and I am not looking to be disrespected, best of luck finding someone who is" and hung up

Our policy is that small business owners should be put in the pit. Why should we change our policy to not put you in the small business owner pit? Please write a 5-page response and include a video of your response in the form of interpretative dance.

imagine not lying your ass off to some bozo like that. assuming you're in dire enough circumstances to need the job.

I would tell this asshole I worked at the White House and had training in the highest standards where I received commendations for 10 years of service. And I only left and moved back to do my part in elevating the community with hard work and grit.

then, when his back is turned clonk em with a honing rod and rob his ass blind.

You ever manage at a restaurant? STFU. These are all legit questions for that industrial demographic. What’s wrong, you just get fired from your last serving job😂?

If you have an issue with this questions then you really need some introspection. Who cares? Do you want the job or not? They're easy questions to answer.

Capitalism maintains a permanent "reserve army" of unemployed as a potential source of scabs, but then will also blame the unemployed for not being employed, as if capitalism was ever a system that advocated for 100% employment (it wasn't).

This is why everyone should just lie on these types of applications. If everyone lies the sheer amount of bullshit these types will have to sift through will be punishment enough

gee i wonder why nobody wants to work anymore

Well at least they're being mask off about it.

Most sane and humane small business owner ever.

I'm sure employees who currently work there are very fulfilled and satisfied.

"No take, only throw"

Fuck your "pOliCy" and remain unstaffed fuckers.

such and obvious stupid power trip

why? cuz youve probably got a few people working there who just lied and are doing fine lol had their friend answer the phone

How to guarantee you'll get the worst possible food service workers you can get. Any cook or server worth their shit would walk away immediately

Procedurally generating thousands of real looking resumes/applications then submitting them all.

These "nobody wants to work anymore" bosses sure are picky.

Lie and leave ASAP

i'd write a big "fuck yourself" in each of those blanks

My policy is not to take shit from anyone and to chase a higher salary / better conditions.

For anyone that needs to hear this: just lie on your application/resume. Have a friend or two that will confirm you work/worked for them. Same thing with rental applications that want you to show 3x income to rent or whatever. Photoshop up some bank statements or paystubs.