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[–] [email protected] 205 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago (27 children)

I was gonna say.

Want to see the map of Asia that most US-Americans could draw.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago

Nobody’s asking anyone to draw a map from memory. They’re asking a news channel to put in the 5 seconds of googling it takes to procure an accurate map.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
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            Russia
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    Iran     | China | Japan
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Saudi Arabia | India | Vietnam
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Basically China, India and Japan with a Vietnam somewhere but they don’t want to talk about it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Hey now, North Korea is in there somewhere by Vietnam, too.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

China, India, Vietnam, Russia, Australia.

Probably Japan.

Maybe Tibet. Maybe Pakistan. Not sure about Afghanistan.

Australia would include Papua, Vietnam would get the rest of Southeast Asia, Indonesia, Malaysia, Philippines, Myanmar, you name it. It was a big war, must've been a big place. Who even knows what countries are there? It's like the Balkans of Asia. India would look mostly the same, a bit bigger.

If Pakistan is included it probably would include Afghanistan as Afganistan is definitely in the Middle East and not in Asia, but Pakistan (If they remember it, with the weird border ritual video that became so popular) is so closely associated with India that there's a chance it's included. Maybe India gets Pakistan while Pakistan ends up around Iran.

China gets a lot of Kazakhstan, all of Mongolia and some of Russia. It's possible some random chunk of western China gets the name Tibet. Russia stays mostly the same, whether they or China get the Korean peninsula is a toss-up. There's a decent chance the Russian border just gets moved way north.

Depending on who you ask, Korea might also be included as it's own thing. But it might end up in a weird place like Vladivostok, the Kola peninsula, or some place in China.

There's a decent chance they know most of the main islands of Japan and it ends up looking a little cursed but mostly in the right place. I'm thinking it would either stop short of Hokkaido or seize Sakhalin.

Central Asia doesn't exist.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If you had to condense it for a videogame, this would cover most bases.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Los Santos, Liberty City, Vice City.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And the big empty bit in the middle to hide the loading.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't get this though. Maps are free online. You don't even have to guess anymore.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. Maps are free. Joke maps are also free. So instead of paying money, and somebody taking that money and assuring you this is the right thing. You get a free map, that might be a joke, but you don't know it's a joke cuz you don't know the map. And we get some funnies

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Where do they take maps from? 9gag? I mean, maps.google.com is free. It can't be any easier.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I mean 9gag stands for 9 Good American Guys right? What better place to get your accurate American maps from?

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

Honestly not far off

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How dare you split Michigan logically!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Can you explain to the non-US citizen the split in Michigan? If you want I can explain the split in Lorraine, France in exchange (^_^)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The state of Michigan exists on both sides of the great lakes (which are effectively freshwater oceans, containing their own maritime economies, marine salvage operations, maritime weather and even famous lost ships) so there's the Michigan mainland which contains major cities like Detroit, Lansing, Ann Arbor and Grand Rapids, but then there's the "upper penninsula" which is heavily wooded and some consider a continuation of the "north woods" of Wisconsin. Map for context:

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A bit like a map on how Europe is perceived by Americans, where whole Germany is Bavaria.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (5 children)

As if Americans have any idea what Bavaria is. And if they could even name one city in Germany it certainly wouldn't be anything in the south, it'd be Hamburg, because hamburgers lol

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Was this a news report from the future on the signing of the Treaty of 2034 that ended the second US Civil War?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

As a Canadian I would cut out part of Texas at the top for “Americans that think they are Canadian”

But it’s pretty accurate

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Ok but you need to give us Alberta as Canadians that think they're American

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As much as I hate Minnesotans for thinking they are us

I would gladly make that trade

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everything is bigger in Texas. Including cartography.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If you had to divide the mainland US into 4 "regions" this is probably the best way to split it.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like how the New York, Florida, and Texas tristate border still makes my homeland of western Kentucky instantly recognizable by the weird little nubbin that is the Jackson Purchase.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

looks about right...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

This is what those “state vs state battle royale” fantasy war simulators look like after a couple rounds

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

It certainly feels that way sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I know I don't live in Texas because we still have electricity running here. Florida checks out though!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Where is Gotham and Springfield

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

are they wrong tho

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I adore that Sinhala script. Fruit with bums.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I mean, only like half

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I mean I've seen worse "The US according to foreigners" maps. At least all of those regions contain the states their named for.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This ad brought to you by the bipartisan Canadiasexicans and Texasexicans super pac union for the succession of Sexico

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sexico sounds like what Zapp Brannigan would say is his hometown

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Its a map of the lower 4~~8~~ states

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That not how it looks?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I love how jarring the border of what would normally be Nevada is compared to the rest of the borders on this map lmao. Also love how Michigan is split in half between NY and Texas

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Some Sri Lankans in Chi =(

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