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[-] [email protected] 179 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

It’s worked for and on me

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

Thanks, and my romantic life is going grate

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[-] [email protected] 161 points 11 months ago

This better not awaken anything in me

[-] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago

These images are almost perfectly arousing, they just need to get rid of the lady and I’ll be at full mast

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Well, I'm not going to not daydream that maybe my little piece of parmesean came from one of those wheels. That's a lot of cheese - it's not like they're going to just throw that out.

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So the money of Big Parma is behind her

[-] [email protected] 74 points 11 months ago

Why does the website have this section? I am dying of laughter.

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Guilty as charged. I would absolutely devour that wheel.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

I was sad to learn Parmesan isn't vegetarian :(

[-] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

I was wondering why:

Calf rennet is used, which comes from the stomach of slaughtered calves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rennet

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

As a man of Italian heritage, I find this incredibly appealing on several levels

[-] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

They'd make all their money back if they auctioned off those particular wheels

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

that third wheel will go for millions

and the feet ones too probably

[-] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

America: I'm sponsored by soulless corporate conglomerates.

Italy: I'm sponsored by cheese!

America: tears up and salutes Italy

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

If I were parmesan I'd sponsor her too. She's the wheel deal.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

That's going to get sold on the internet.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Oh to be a wheel of cheese in the embrace of an Olympic gymnast. Sigh Some dreams will never come true.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

How do I get sponsored by cheese? urgent

[-] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Are you a beautiful Italian gymnast skilled enough to become an olympian?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

no but i can eat a whole box of kraft mac n cheese in one sitting if i try rly hard

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

can olympians do that? i’ve never seen any of them do it so i will assume not.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Did you know those wheels sweat oil? I hope they were wiped down before. And after, I guess.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Vegans: I’m not impressed.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

I think I wanna be her when I grow up.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

She's 21. I wanna be her and ungrow down. :(

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Holy Moses, half my age and hugging a huge cheese. #goalz

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

I'll pay extra for that third wheel.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

You can't disabrie that she's gouda make a lot of money from this.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Has reality got so bad that it is now aping Ai?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Big Parmesan is really getting their hooks into everything these days.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Please tell me this means cheese rolling will become a new Olympic sport!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooper%27s_Hill_Cheese-Rolling_and_Wake

Oh yes there absolutely is video if you're curious.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I'd eat that cheese and I'm vegan.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Shit, I should've become a gymnast...

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

cheese has never looked so good before

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Eh, I prefer Irish white cheddars myself. But, on the whole, cheese is probably one of the less-evil things out there doing sponsorships.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

She's the wheel deal!

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