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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it’s funnier not applying a number to each side, and just going based off of interpretation

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, it is certain

"You fall and fucking die."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Believe it or not, this thing has 20 different ways to die. Now roll it."

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is there perhaps a version of this image with more jpeg? It seems I can still read most of it. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's been a bit of a global jpeg shortage lately since most jpegs are grown in the Mokri Yaly River Valley in Ukraine. I don't see how we could realistically expect full jpeg until 2025 at the earliest if I'm being honest

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It's actually Джий Пеґг, anglicized as Dzheiy Pegh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I posted it as a new post to set a good example, get it together OP!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly now I just want to put a normal, numbered d20 into a magic 8-ball and use that

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Surprisingly only found one person doing it online. At least within a quick search.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/745589172/d20-for-dungeons-and-dragons

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh cool. Kinda surprised it’s not a more common idea. But I’ve been thinking it probably wouldn’t be too hard to make your own if you have a 3D printer and know how to use it (I don’t and I don’t)

Would be a really fun thing to bring to D&D night

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So 5 do-overs, 5 nos and 10 yeses. That would be OP as a check 🤣

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really depends on how you interpret the do-overs, especially in the moment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“You fall 200 feet into the canyon below, shattering every bone in your body yet miraculously not dying. Would you like to climb back up and try again?”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's just called being a Barbarian

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just imagine if someone used this die, but didn't tell anyone.

"Okay, what did you get on your attack roll?"
"Better not tell you now"
"Wow, that must be really bad, huh?"

"What did you get on your initiative?"
"Yes"
"Huh?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just role playing an Oracle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

“What did you get on your initiative?” “Yes” “Huh?”

Did I stutter?!?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I have a blank D20 that I wrote short phrases onto each face of in order to produce a similar result, with "oh fuck" on the "1" side. Roll for a general feel of how well you did.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I feel like 2&3 should switch and so should 8&9.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I have a spare magic 8 ball that I was planning on cracking open to retrieve the prophecy pearl from inside. Still haven't cracked it open because idk what the elixir is inside