Royal_Bitch_Pudding

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

More like 5.5 than 6 since it's still going to play like 5e

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

environmental damage is the answer here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have your DM introduce a storyline that starts off with interrograting drug dealers on roof tops.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The OneDND version of EK has this at level 7 now as well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Anus Tart, very nice

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They sound like twats

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no, it's salt water!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

There's more than 1 way to become a sorcerer

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I imagine every now and again an ancient tome speaks to them only for them to roll their eyes and put it in a special chest their parents gave them.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Player 1's father is obviously the Warlord.

Player 2's father is also the Warlord. He killed the father in the same way Darth Vader killed Anakin Skywalker.

Player 3's mother sold their soul for the Warlord to fall in love with her.

Player 4's Father is the Warlord and Player 3's Mother. Except after they got together they settled down for a happily ever after.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is exactly what I would do if I rolled god like stats

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