Royal_Bitch_Pudding

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

More like 5.5 than 6 since it's still going to play like 5e

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

environmental damage is the answer here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Have your DM introduce a storyline that starts off with interrograting drug dealers on roof tops.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The OneDND version of EK has this at level 7 now as well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Anus Tart, very nice

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

They sound like twats

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no, it's salt water!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

There's more than 1 way to become a sorcerer

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I imagine every now and again an ancient tome speaks to them only for them to roll their eyes and put it in a special chest their parents gave them.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Player 1's father is obviously the Warlord.

Player 2's father is also the Warlord. He killed the father in the same way Darth Vader killed Anakin Skywalker.

Player 3's mother sold their soul for the Warlord to fall in love with her.

Player 4's Father is the Warlord and Player 3's Mother. Except after they got together they settled down for a happily ever after.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is exactly what I would do if I rolled god like stats

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