The sequel to Cocaine Bear is going to be lit.
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
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It could be the "Alien vs. Predator" we never knew we needed
Finally a good plot for the next Coke-nado moving… adding sharks.
13 out of 13 sharks tested had cocaine in them
And nobody even gave me a sniff, pretty shellfish if you ask me
I’m not afraid of cold blooded predators coked to the gills unless they enter federal office.