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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's got the entire Greek alphabet of male hierarchy inside him

Tap for spoilerYes I'm aware that that shit's wack pseudoscience

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But they were Christian wolves, which is why he was also called "Amadeus" (lit. "Loves god")

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Don't be silly, Brazilian waffs are too L O N G to be inside anyone other than a basketball pro.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He had 14 werewolves in him. 😏

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't have wolves inside me I have a dozen uncracked eggs, three raccoons, and the fox from the video game 'Okami' and they're fighting over a succulent roast pig.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I only have a pack of foxes inside me, it’s waiting for you to come down…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

As a german, this joke takes some time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Oddfuture Wolfgang Kill Them All