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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

seats Seven

Borg efficiency strikes again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Two have to stay out

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

"How are the red shirts suppose to die on the planet if they can't even fit inside the shuttlecraft?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

If there’s one thing certain about shuttles is that they’re about as dangerous as a red shirt.

That said, man, I’d love to have one of those! Practical geekiness is the best geekiness.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Red shits are definitely dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dangerous? They draw all the fire away from you. Take as many as possible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

D'oh!

That said, when you start taking fiber pills, that means you've cleared a major blockage, so it's a good thing.

Ask me how I know.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Glad to hear it, let me know when you need that pizza delivery.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

So... probably never? Will not do, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Took me a few reads but I fixed my error. This clearly wouldn’t happen if I were Vulcan or Romulan.

Come to think of it, an episode about a typo would be onpoint for Lower Decks and Boimler.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but is the transporter any safer?

I'd say never leave the ship, but they have an unfortunate habit of crashing into planets.

And then I'd say never leave the planet, but they have an unfortunate habit of being attacked by space ships which then crash into them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Or having a strip carved into them by round probes… which subsequently crash into them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You can get a tent of the same design for $77. Not sure I'd trust it in inclement weather, but it's real cute. https://www.toynk.com/products/star-trek-the-next-generation-shuttlecraft-justman-2-person-camping-tent

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'd call their claim of two-person to be generous unless those two people knew each other very well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

The rabbit hole you’ve sent me down by showing me that site! Thanks!!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Someone’s on a lap then.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

That would be Seven on your lap...

("It seats seven")

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

This comment brought to you by Harry Kim.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Who put a boot on a Starfleet ship?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ferengi repo men probably.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Brunt, FCA.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Must be bigger on the inside... just like the real one!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Equipped with a Logitech controller, too?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Why, is it going down to the Titanic?

No wait, that's a game controller.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Somebody tell me where to buy this. Is it custom or just decorated?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I don't know where to buy that specific type of camper, but it's definitely custom painted.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

how does it has seats for seven?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How do people commenting here not know basic Star Trek stuff?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Galileo_Seven

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I mean, yeah I know the Galileo Seven. But that trailer there in your picture? I don't think it fits seven.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

It's a joke.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

The shuttle in the series is much larger on the inside than the outside.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Hah, I love it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That is cute.