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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/14441630

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can I just get the sauce and compile it myself?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, it requires carrots which your peeler dropped support for in version 4.3

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also, the carrots are ~~unmaintained~~ rotten.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

The maintainer abandoned farming four years ago to take up computer science.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

With the Gentoo Gnocchi, you grow your own potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Using DuckDuckGo should be called quacking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

@nicknonya @Interstellar_1 And besides, the proper web search you should be recommending is either YaCy or SearXNG

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (2 children)

SOMEONE ASKS EVERYDAY “how to order food?”!!!!!

READ THE MANUAL I PUT NEXT TO THE COUNTER!!!!

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS LEAVE AND GO EAT AT THE CLOSEST MICROSOFT’S!?!?!

ITS NOT EVEN EDIBLE FOOD!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Uhhh, this is a READ_ME.txt that's 3.8 Gb

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

EVERY NOW AND THEN SOME DRUNKEN HOOLIGAN COMES IN AND ASKS wHErE fOoD sTInKy nErDS!!!

EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A RECIPE TO MAKE IT YOURSELF!!!!

SOME CUSTOMERS EVEN COMPLAIN THAT THE RESULTS OF THEIR RECIPE ARE REALLY TRASH AND EVEN THOUGH THEY DONT HAVE libchoppingboard1.23.9rc2 INSTALLED LIKE THE README TOLD THEM TO ITS SOMEHOW MY FAULT!!!!

WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

DONT FORGET THE PATRONS WHO SHOW UP ORDER SOMETHING AND COMPLAIN “aCtUAllY ItS GnOoOOO SLasH LiIiIiINuCCssSs”!!!!!!

AND THOSE WHO EXPECT ME TO SERVE THEIR FAVOURITE PLATE OF PROPRIETARY CRAP FROM MICROSOFT’S

I SERVE ACTUALLY EDIBLE FOOD HERE!!!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Which word do I mispronounce to make the rhyme work? Distro bih-stro? Or dee-stro bistro?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WTF it's pronounced "beast-row" in English?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like BEA-strow to use the letters from your version

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Well, I wanted to use existing words, because English is completely inconsistent with the way individual letters are pronounced, see for example the above.

But yeah, the emphasis and pause is earlier, as you indicated.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it depends on which word and syllable gets stressed, in my head both work but the former just sounds like how I imagine most people would say it where I am. Not like it's not unusual to hear people use that pronunciation of Bistro anyhow.

So /'bIstroʊ/ /'dIstroʊ/ if I'm reading wikipedia's IPA guide right, and using it right, I have to look it up every time it's used.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The character you're looking for it ɪ, not I. In this case I think you'd write [ˈdɪsˌtɹoʊ ˈbɪsˌtɹoʊ] (also adding secondary stress and correcting to a more likely rhotic). Although it depends on accent (especially because I chose phonetic ([]) transcription instead of phonemic (//, which you originally had) (which means transcribing the actual sounds (I kept this pretty broad still because I don't know how you pronounce words exactly) instead of the conceptual sounds they map onto) because this is intended at least in part for an audience which doesn't primarily speak English) and there's a lot of ambiguity anyways (is there actually secondary stress on the second syllable (where is that syllable boundary anyways? I originally had it before the s but I think in regular speech [s.t] is more likely to be realized.)? I think there should be but Wiktionary doesn't include it).

Uhh yeah all those parentheses seem to match up. I'm not editing that down more to try to make sense, my first draft was even more verbose lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I totally appreciate that you took the time to correct and explain it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

'COURSE YOU DON'T GET BLOODY WINDOWS WITH IT!

ARCHBATROSS!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Ubuntu and Spam

Spam and Ubuntu

Spam and Arch

Debian, Fedora, Slackware and Spam

Spam and Linux From Scratch

FreeDOS and Spam

9front al dente with a Spam bolognese

Hannah Montana Linux running a fork of systemd with a Linux Zen kernel and the CDE desktop environment and Spam

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

WHAT CHUCKLEFUCK LET SOMEONE IN WEARING NVIDIA GLASSES? COME IN TO MY RESTAURANT WITH YOUR PRECOMPILED PROPRIETARY BINARY BLOBS AND SOMEHOW I'M THE PROBLEM?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

The business is in trouble? Have you tried wiping it in bankruptcy and reloading a freshly installed restaurant?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

This reminds me of the people who will see a Cyber Monday deal online and then go in to a store and harass the salespeople about it because they don't understand what Cyber Monday is lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

List of ingredienst available on GitHub

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can’t use esoteric jargon to create an insider group and then complain that the normies don’t understand any of it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Waiter: thank you for selecting the OpenHamburger would you like your OpenHamburger from the distro bistro repo, flatpak, snap or would you like to compile it yourself?

Customer: wait so it's all the same hamburger?

Waiter: no but also yes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It needs to have Richard Stallman's free software song playing in the backround.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

DO THEY DELIVER TO THE UK? FUCK!!!!