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Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (4 children)

So the uniform starts with gold tennis shoes, gold diapers, and now an ear bandage. The GOP sure is putting sexy on display!!! https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/trump-fans-wear-golden-diapers-and-more-diaper-shirts-at-jersey-shore-rally

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can we not waste medical supplies for no fucking reason?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tell me you're in a cult without telling me you're in a cult ffs!

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

🥾😛 "look how much we love the sensual flavor of your boots, Baddy Daddy Trump. Will you fuck our wife's next, pretty please?🔥💗🔥💗🔥💗"

shout from the back "Mine first!!!"

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

What level of dick sucking is this?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Grown ass motherfuckers behave like teenage bieber fan girls.

And they own guns and are full of hate

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Emulation for acceptance. Kids do this. It is pathetic in adults.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Thank god he wasn't shot in the lip they'd have to wear masks

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

We deserve to be wiped out by global warming

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Absolutely ridiculous

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Ear diapers.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Remember that time a bunch representatives wore bandages over their assholes because it was stylish to match Louis XIV's anal fistula bandage back in the late 1600s? Seems like they really think the have the Sun King again, the self-titled center of the universe

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

It must be uncomfortable wearing a fucking maxi pad on your ear all day long.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This might be the peak. I can't imagine how we'll ever have a more Not The Onion article.

Peak cult bullshit.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Be extra careful not to hurt your ear this week, you won't be able to bandage it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I came here to laugh at the ridicule of the The Onion's story, only realize, to my horror, that it's not The Onion...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

sign of love

Sounds pretty gay to me

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What was that fairy tale where people disguised their faces to look ugly in order to avoid upsetting their monarch?