WHY IS THE HEALTH INPUT PARAMETER A GODDAMN STRING?????????????

Why are you passing ‘%’ inside said goddamn string?!?! Not to mention the static reference instead of the actual instance.

Shame on you

sudo rm /heart/arteries/**/clot

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.

Can he also fix alzheimer's by hunting down memory leaks.

"Wait! We need to get the user story before we start working on a solution!"

Did he just give every old man perfect health?!

sudo apt-get AED

Top-tier endangerment bait lmao

See that's the issue, he should have tried stopping the cardiac arrest process instead of just resetting the man to the beginning of it

Bash-Java

HeLlOoOoO, wHaT nOw? It'S a Do Or DiE sItUaTiOn, HuRrY!

I wish there was a last panel of the old guy getting revived, I think it would be funny

bash: sudo: command not found

After all, we don't know that he has it installed, especially if he's running a really old distro.