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Always try sudo (programming.dev)
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[-] [email protected] 198 points 10 months ago

Doctor of Computer Science

stringly-typed "100%"

yeah that tracks.

[-] [email protected] 128 points 10 months ago

Calls a static method on the OldMan class instead of the instance of oldMan that is actually dying.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....

[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If only I'd been born %YEARS% later :'-(

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

But then they really have no idea and try to convince you it’s from some stupid diet trick fed to them by a sponsor.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

str(float("100.0")) + "%"

[-] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Haha I'm saving this image

[-] [email protected] 186 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

WHY IS THE HEALTH INPUT PARAMETER A GODDAMN STRING?????????????

Why are you passing ‘%’ inside said goddamn string?!?! Not to mention the static reference instead of the actual instance.

Shame on you

[-] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago

Also putting sudo in front of what looks like Java code not shell.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

OldMan.setHealth("Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--")

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I guess its just a reminder that getting a PhD is often more about dedication than it is about practical knowledge.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Because the meme wasn't made by someone with a doctorate in CS or even a bachelor's.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Smells like JavaScript.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

It's not his fault the world is made this way.

He just has to follow it or else that man dies.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

They use a look-up table with every value from 0% to 100%

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Honestly, if someone were to try to safe my life. And I find out he uses a string as a parameter to do so. Just let me die right there.

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[-] [email protected] 100 points 10 months ago 
sudo rm /heart/arteries/**/clot
[-] [email protected] 90 points 10 months ago

Very important to not hit enter before clot.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago

That's why you have backups.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Isn’t it /dev/heart?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

I feel like if your body follows the Unix filesystem structure, you have a real problem.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Please forgive my ignorance. What does ** do?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Acts as a wildcard for any directories that exist between arteries and clot.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's a glob pattern (edit: tried to find a source that actually showed ** in use).

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[-] [email protected] 79 points 10 months ago

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

XKCD 149 but worse.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

The font changes like 3 times 👌

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago

Can he also fix alzheimer's by hunting down memory leaks.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

"Wait! We need to get the user story before we start working on a solution!"

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

Did he just give every old man perfect health?!

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

sudo apt-get AED

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

sudo pacman -S new-heart

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Top-tier endangerment bait lmao

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

See that's the issue, he should have tried stopping the cardiac arrest process instead of just resetting the man to the beginning of it

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Bash-Java

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

HeLlOoOoO, wHaT nOw? It'S a Do Or DiE sItUaTiOn, HuRrY!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

I wish there was a last panel of the old guy getting revived, I think it would be funny

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

bash: sudo: command not found

After all, we don't know that he has it installed, especially if he's running a really old distro.

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