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Happy Friday!

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Happy Friday!

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Happy Friday, vapwavonians!

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Happy Friday, vapwavonians!

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Happy Friday!

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Happy Friday!

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Happy Friday!

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Isn't it pleasant to have a patronizing voice on the radio?

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Isn't it pleasant to have a patronizing voice on the radio?

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 30 points 1 year ago

Ah, this looks like it's a snap to use.

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This particular 'elder god' is more of a mantle, you see. This entity does wield great powers, but is also beholden to a horrible and cursed collection of duties. During the summoning, they accidentally, somehow, kill this elder god; due to the nature of the summoning they must now assume his mantle and fulfill his obligations, with all that entails, lest the cosmos fall. A Satan Clause, if you will.

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 55 points 1 year ago

Terrible news.....for Megan Ellison. Can't wait to see what the inevitable independent studio they'll form puts out.

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 118 points 2 years ago

I imagine Autumnal Damage would be similar to winter arriving in Bone, but with falling leaves.

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 37 points 2 years ago

That's right politicians, it's once again time for CONDITIONAL_SOUP'S THREE MINUTES OF TRANSIT.

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 29 points 2 years ago

This is literally an orphan crushing machine story. 38 dogs were heroically saved after...checks notes...they encountered disaster on a freaking FOX HUNT run by humans?!

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 57 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately so. They are an Eastern US species that has been moving ever westward. And they are, in bird law terms, 'huge dicks'. They've been systematically kicking Spotted Owls out of their traditional roosting spots for about a decade now. Spotted Owls are pushovers, so they've been losing breeding ground. And barred owls are not just dicks to other birds, they don't like humans much either.

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 48 points 2 years ago

Sorry, best we can do is make a new tier at the same price that only plays music, while we jack up the price of the new Premium Plan to account for 'rising market costs'!

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