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Perhaps the ICP should appeal more to the everyday layperson.....a gender neutral term coined in 1972, just seventeen years before the unrelated 1989 release of Belgian techno anthem, Pump Up the Jam.

a strong beak, of course by emuspawn in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago

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Thanos Sort by emuspawn in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

Ah, this looks like it's a snap to use.

My players decided to try summoning an elder god in order to gain immortality in Call of Cthulhu. Your best ideas for how this will inevitably go horribly wrong? by emuspawn in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This particular 'elder god' is more of a mantle, you see. This entity does wield great powers, but is also beholden to a horrible and cursed collection of duties. During the summoning, they accidentally, somehow, kill this elder god; due to the nature of the summoning they must now assume his mantle and fulfill his obligations, with all that entails, lest the cosmos fall. A Satan Clause, if you will.

Annapurna Video-Game Team Resigns, Leaving Partners Scrambling by emuspawn in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago

Terrible news.....for Megan Ellison. Can't wait to see what the inevitable independent studio they'll form puts out.

Respect the hustle by emuspawn in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 117 points 9 months ago

I imagine Autumnal Damage would be similar to winter arriving in Bone, but with falling leaves.

The rest of the world is building subways like crazy. The U.S. has pretty much given up by emuspawn in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

That's right politicians, it's once again time for CONDITIONAL_SOUP'S THREE MINUTES OF TRANSIT.

Always try sudo by emuspawn in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....

38 dogs were close to drowning on a Mississippi lake. But some fishermen had quite a catch by emuspawn in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

This is literally an orphan crushing machine story. 38 dogs were heroically saved after...checks notes...they encountered disaster on a freaking FOX HUNT run by humans?!

ah, conservation by emuspawn in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately so. They are an Eastern US species that has been moving ever westward. And they are, in bird law terms, 'huge dicks'. They've been systematically kicking Spotted Owls out of their traditional roosting spots for about a decade now. Spotted Owls are pushovers, so they've been losing breeding ground. And barred owls are not just dicks to other birds, they don't like humans much either.

Spotify Premium Will Include Instant Access to 150,000+ Audiobooks (UK/AUS tomorrow, US to follow) by emuspawn in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

Sorry, best we can do is make a new tier at the same price that only plays music, while we jack up the price of the new Premium Plan to account for 'rising market costs'!