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[–] oo1@lemmings.world 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can he also fix alzheimer's by hunting down memory leaks.

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[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah, he reimplemented it in Java to get garbage collection. The Alzheimer's is cured but he takes ten minutes to pour a glass of water.

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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

👏🤝

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