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[–] 142 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I will 100% uninstall when I see this.

Their analytics need to see how little time it takes me to uninstall. I'll fucking pull over and uninstall mid trip. I am a psycho against ads. I'll call the AG and say it caused me to get in an accident.

Fuck ads. Fuck any company that forces them down your throat.

Fuck. Ads.

Fuck. I'm mad now.

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  • [–] 66 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    My brother in arms! lol

    Was just having a conversation last week when the subject of roadside billboards came up, the other guy says to me that he reads every single one of them when he’s driving. I tell him when I look at billboards the only think I think about is how much fun it would be to cut them down and set them on fire. Dude looked at me like I had a dick growing out of my forehead.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I can't say that I can agree with you more.

    A new bright as FUCK billboard was put up on a frequent road I travel. I want it GONE and the people responsible for it to just die.

    It's seriously a hazard at night...

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    So, when we drive up to Georgia or South Carolina from Florida, there's a point on I-75 where the Jesus billboards come out. Many of them are the usual "Babies have heartbeats" variety, but there's also the following:

    • "Have you decided yet ... Jesus" which we always render in an exasperated voice, aka "OMG have you decided yet? Jesus!"
    • "Go ahead, let go. I'll catch you - Jesus" which we always respond to with "WTF Jesus just reach down and grab me, you're RIGHT THERE!"
    • "Jesus is in control" with mysterious Russian tanks and American soldiers.
    • Zombies and Jesus for ... reasons.
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  • [–] [S] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm not even against ads, because their little blurbs about a mcdonalds nearby on the map - eh. fine.

    This shit though, that pops up and distracts me while I'm driving? Nah fuck that, I'll get rid of google maps over it

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Yep. I might buy a fucking beater vehicle just to insure and subsequently softly careen into a boulder as soon as that shit occurs.

    Make Google fucking liable for forcing content on me. Fuck them.

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    [–] 53 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Nice. And then soon it'll be "watch this add to take the fastest route".

    Then "subscribe for an add free experience" without subscription you get the add, as well as navigation that requires you to drive to a detoured location and take a picture of said location before continuing on to your destination (or yet another detour add, if the trip is long enough).

    Look at us, peak civilization here.

    /s

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  • [–] [S] 50 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    don't forget 3 years later when the subscription isn't profitable enough, so they start injecting ads into the paid subscribers as well.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Or when they complain that not enough people are using it so they relaunch it as “Google Roads”.

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You want hotel? Yes. I take you. My brother hotel, very good. Very clean. No worry booking, you cancel. Brother hotel best. Good area. Lots of shops. Good for tourist.

    First you need food, no? I take you restaurant. My cousin work. Very good, very cheap. No one know, can't find unless you with me, I know. Very popular. Very good, very close to hotel. Less than one hour. Few minutes only.

    ...

    "Is this the way to your cousin's restaurant?"

    Before eat must visit orphanage. Poor, starving, hungry orphans. Very sad if you not come. You come and see. Very happy children, you happy. Very poor. Think car like this rich! Haha! Think phone like you have very rich ha! But no worry, they not steal. Very good orphan. My uncle teach very good. Best behave. Very nice children, but very poor. No food every week. No parents.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    (part II)

    "Please, just take me to the hotel on my booking."

    Yes yes, I take you to hotel. Nice hotel. After eat.

    "So we go to eat now?"

    Yes yes. After see orphans. You want not make orphans sad? They sleep early. Cant visit later.

    "No- Yes- I mean, we can't visit the orphans now. Maybe another day. Please take me to this hotel."

    Oh, that hotel very bad. No give tips to driver. Road very bumpy. Bad for car. Must pay extra for car damage. You no worry! I take you good place! Orphan manager know very good place, very close. I ask him.

    "No! Can't you take me directly where I asked you?"

    Oh, you want premium subscription? Premium subscription come with less advert, and 24h access to AI powered customer help line. Monthly subscription.

    Monthly subscription not available in car. Only annual subscription.

    "Fine. Here. Now, will you take me to this hotel. Now. Not after food. Not after orphans."

    Thank you. I give you little discount. One month free.

    Now we go orphanage. Direct service only available after minimum three month of subscription.

    "Enough! Stop! Let me out, I'll find another taxi."

    You want stop here? Now? This field? No hotel, no shop? What, you walk ten mile back to taxi rank?

    "Damn you, technical debt!"

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago*

    (part III)

    "Taxi!! Good morning, please take me to this school."

    Certainly. First we go to condom shop.

    "What?! No! Why would I want that!"

    How I know what you want? You tick, "no personalised ads." So I not personalise.

    "Take me to this school, directly. No detours. No adverts. And you will take Republic credits."

    What, you think you're some sort of Jedi?

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I'd like to use this opportunity to promote Organic Maps, yet again

    :)

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    +1, also recommend StreetComplete alongside it. Makes it easy to add data to OSM, in many cases (parks, etc) this data can be made extremely detailed.

    For instance, my first use case was adding house numbers around my neighborhood to OSM, because I couldn't search for my address on Organic Maps

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    [–] 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Well, guess I need to look into more Google alternatives. OpenStreetMaps most likely.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    While not FOSS, the closest thing we have to a drop-in replacement would be Magic Earth. It uses openstreetmap data, supports fully offline usage, has satellite images (only online though) and best of all, no tracking or telemetry.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It's it better than organic maps?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    It has a better car navigation interface and some nice features like traffic amd live events data, but it really looks like it's update much, if any at all. Organic Maps is a little more barebone, but it constatly gets new features

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    People arent actually thaat tolerant to this cancer. If they arent careful people will switch.

    OrganicMaps (or Osmand) is all i need usually. Search is kind of bad sometimes and obviously no live traffic data, but if you dont drive a car, the latter one at least is irrelevant.

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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Profit-seeking has ruined innovation and killed us all.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Dear Google glitterati,

    Are you actually wanting us to touch our phone while the car is on? This is a huge penalty in some regions, after all.

    Tell me more about how smart you all are.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Apple Maps is great now. Fuck google maps I never use it anymore.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    i have noticed too, apple maps is absolutely superior to google. when we are navigating somewhere with gf, she uses apple maps with no issues while i can't find shit with google maps...can't remember this being a problem in the past.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ehhhhh I think Apple Maps is hit or miss depending on your area. In urban centers? I think Apple Maps gives superior directions.

    In more rural areas? I think Google wins.

    I haven’t tested out incident avoidance with Apple Maps as I haven’t used it since it guided me to the wrong address three years ago..

    Maybe it’s worth a second try

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Reminder that you can turn off auto updates in the play store settings.

    Also Magic Earth and Here We Go are decent alternatives.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This is the worst example of enshittification I've seen from Google. I think it's time to start considering iPhone.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Google ruined their search and is now onwards to the other remaining working products. They are so dumb.

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (8 children)

    I'd really hate if they fuck up Maps since there are no alternatives on the same level but since it's the last of their services I depend on, I could degoogle for good.

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    There should be an nonprofit organization that specifically posts ads for a service that helps eradicate ads and connects with legal services to sue over billboards it whatever you can do to purge them. IDK pass ordinances or something. Just an organized crusade against ads and its own ads purely telling people how to find the resources to help purge ads.

    It's not meant to be a sustainable business, but since it's basically whack-a-mole, it paradoxically would be.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Alright, what's the next best navigation app to switch to if they actually pull this shit?

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Weirdly The Most Infuriating Part Of This Story For Me Was The Twitter Post Someone Wrote Entirely Like This

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