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[–] 66 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

My brother in arms! lol

Was just having a conversation last week when the subject of roadside billboards came up, the other guy says to me that he reads every single one of them when he’s driving. I tell him when I look at billboards the only think I think about is how much fun it would be to cut them down and set them on fire. Dude looked at me like I had a dick growing out of my forehead.

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  • [–] 60 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I live in the lovely state of Vermont where billboards are fucking illegal. 😍

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If you can handle long frigid winters, short and surprisingly uncomfortable summers, class 4 roads, "mud season", and a lack of services like Uber unless you're in Burlington, bad low paying job opportunities...

    Yes. Yes it is.

    It's lovely but it's work.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I can't say that I can agree with you more.

    A new bright as FUCK billboard was put up on a frequent road I travel. I want it GONE and the people responsible for it to just die.

    It's seriously a hazard at night...

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    So, when we drive up to Georgia or South Carolina from Florida, there's a point on I-75 where the Jesus billboards come out. Many of them are the usual "Babies have heartbeats" variety, but there's also the following:

    • "Have you decided yet ... Jesus" which we always render in an exasperated voice, aka "OMG have you decided yet? Jesus!"
    • "Go ahead, let go. I'll catch you - Jesus" which we always respond to with "WTF Jesus just reach down and grab me, you're RIGHT THERE!"
    • "Jesus is in control" with mysterious Russian tanks and American soldiers.
    • Zombies and Jesus for ... reasons.
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