Who runs Bartertown?
Minor penalties to chance to hit, movement speed.
Bonus to charisma.
...and the lack of pants is for purely aesthetic reasons.
You could wear it from the front...
And have a dick in your face.
The halfling, I mean.
Jesus, if you knew how many times my he's best friend's halfling fought from the back of my half orc NPC, well, I guess you'd not really be surprised, but maybe slightly amused?
They also did fastball specials.
It was cheesy as hell at times, but fun
What is this actually supposed to be a standing desk version of a baby bjorn?
I can just imagine how terrible that bottom bar slamming into your back would feel when a child is flailing around
I envision after being tired of "standing" the child will recline back with the chest strap, and jamming the metal bar directly on the vertibre with their full body weight.
Ouchie.
Yes
Not sure of intended purpose, but we used one for my son & my Hero & Baymax costumes one Halloween.
Master Blaster
Two men enter, one man leaves
Centaurs: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power!
Ermm... Where can I buy it?
You mean the harness, or the halfling?
Harness. Halfling I already got.
Think you're looking for a "piggyback harness"
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I don't think so. Most people have heads. That crossbow will still need room to move.
Maybe it could work if the platform were raised 6 inches.
You need the same amount of head shown in the picture to allow a crossbow to squeeze into this setup.
Also note that a mounted character can travel at twice the top travel speed for an hour. It doesn't specify anything about what creature they're mounted on. And with the right feats they could be helpful. Imagine a tank with a Mounted Combatant feat riding the squishy wizard and absorbing all the attacks against them.
Wasn't this supposed to be a medieval style fantasy setting?
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