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Dune rule (slrpnk.net)
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I have no skin in this game, but it's a hilarious take

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[-] [email protected] 142 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 127 points 1 year ago

Star Wars came after Dune. Star Wars is just Dune for people who listen to jizz.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure if you meant Jaz and had a typo or the canonical star wars musical genres that somehow actually exists called jizz.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

If you've seen the original first movie(ep4) when they go into the bar and meet Solo for the first time. There's an alien band playing space jazz, canonically that space jazz is named jizz.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Further funnies:

The alien playing the weird saxophone?

Their species?

Yeah it's called 'bith'

There is a Bith playing Jizz at the Star Wars Cantina.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The cantina band is Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, but apparently Max Rebo is the true jizz-wailer (as they're canonically called).

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hehe

Fingering Dan and the Module Nudes.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

My Dune, My Jizz, My Arrakis

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The Clone Wars movie also had a bar where the band was playing a bit schmaltzy. Schmaltzy Jizz.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Star Wars is Dune for people that love WWII and samurai movies.

Dune is the Foundation series for people that like mushrooms more than math and have weird ideas about women fueled by angst over their wife divorcing them.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I mean Foundation is for people who have no thoughts about women so maybe a slight improvement.

(Half joking?)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Foundation is more like for people who prefer ketamine and mushrooms.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Where can I find jizz music?

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Star Wars is Dune for people who like original stories and like to read.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Wait a minute

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Wait a minute. I listen to ~~poob~~ Tool but prefer Star Wars, what does that mean?

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Can confirm, gay space worm

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nah, kid. I'm 10,000% gay.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I have been looking at this for 5 minutes and still can’t decide if it’s ten or ten thousand

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah comma as a decimal people have ruined a perfectly easy to understand number system.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It means you only have a good opinion sometimes.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

The Force in StarWars: little microbes in your blood that are magic.

The Force in Dune: Space drugs.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I don't listen to Tool, but I do like Dune and Star Wars without being a massive nerd about either. Though I respect massive nerds. Massive nerds are cool.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

You should probably listen to Tool.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Seems like it

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Dune is star wars for people who eat magic mushrooms

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think Dune is closer to game of thrones, especially the politics side, Leto II (let's make him not worm like in this example) would have everyone under his thumb in Westeros, ruled over everyone

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

But would you still love him as a worm?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I would but it would make his character too overpowered, he would be bran with the all seeing eye and have superhuman strength speed like children of Dune and his burrowing, healing abilities in God emperor. He does have a great weakness with water, but even that would be trivial to him

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I listen to Tool, but do not watch or want to watch both Star Wars and Dune.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It would be pretty unpleasant watching both Star Wars and Dune. I would recommend watching them one at a time so that you can understand them.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

do you need to watch things die (from a great distance?)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

But I don't listen to Tool.

...well, not exclusively.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Have you heard of wheel? They are very similar

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I listen to tool, I've seen star wars, I don't really have any interest in dune.

I'm probably broken though.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Okay but what if I told you that a few books in, Luke Skywalker's kid becomes a sarlaac pit and won't stop resurrecting Chewbacca no matter how many times he tries to die?

... Is that appealing?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Put it like that and Dune is even less appealing

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Not really.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Must be why I think Dream Theater is better

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