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[–] 105 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Roe V Wade was overturned before the midterm. This jackass had more than half of his Presidential term to do anything about Roe V Wade. He was the vice president for Obama for 8 years and Obama promised to codify Roe V Wade into law in 2008. The reality is that he doesn't support Roe V Wade or abortion access. He's just lying.

Then, reiterating his position on Roe, he said, “I’ve never been supportive of, you know, ‘It’s my body, I can do what I want with it.’ But I have been supportive of the notion that this is probably the most rational allocation of responsibility that all the major religions have signed on and debated over the last thousand years.”
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/11/joe-biden-profile

Biden says that he doesn't support bodily autonomy and that he thinks that religions have authority over abortion access.

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  • [–] 55 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    My religion believes abortions are basic human rights, and refusing to provide them is a sin beyond forgiveness

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Sorry sweaty, it's not a MAJOR religion 😔

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I only care about Christianity, will pay lip service to Judaism, and don't know the first thing about any religion outside of that.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I still think it's wild that I just learned that Samaritanism is a thing, an abrahamic religion even, that split with the Jews well before the Christians but originally, yeah, same religion. I was reading about the Druze the other day too. It's crazy how many religions there are, i literally do not know how a person decides to believe in one

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  • [–] 100 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    This counter would work better if it wasn't a direct reply to Biden claiming he would do something if elected president lol

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  • [–] 93 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    The president is simultaneously a helpless smol bean that can't do anything without a trifecta supermajority and friendly courts, and able to "do everything in his power" to the point I'm supposed to fear it.

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  • [–] 57 points 2 years ago

    He has the extrajudicial authority to drone strike Trump so long as he's in another country and can classify him as a terrorist (should be trivial given the liberal views about Jan 6th). But nooooooooo that would be "uncivil".

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Hey, hey he can't just disagree with the parliamentarian or whatever the fuck they were called. Do you think he's the president or something?

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    [–] 92 points 2 years ago (16 children)

    Do you know how your own government functions?

    as if it was ever going to get passed in 5 month….

    Do you like know how congress works lol

    Take a course in US Government 101.

    Bro thinks bills pass in a day

    smuglord

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  • [–] 77 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Liberals can't do self-criticism. The fact that they're arguing Biden's promise is meaningless hasn't occurred to them.

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  • [–] [S] 67 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)

    They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Can't the president literally just issue an executive order for literally anything at which point it's up to the court/congress to go "um that's illegal"

    Like there's nothing stopping Biden from ordering the military to set up free access abortion clinics except for the potential to be stopped after the fact?

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    [–] 88 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You are currently president

    New site tagline

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Having a “Jeffrey Epstein the New York York financier?” moment.

    Jake Flores? The guy who ate his own cum? (Positive)

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  • [–] [S] 35 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Jake Flores? The guy who ate his own cum?

    I have no idea what this is referencing but I would not be surprised. My mans a freak and I ain't gonna kink shame.

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago* (7 children)

    Jake is regularly beefing online with chuds and red scare adjacent people (but I repeat myself).

    A while back one of them unearthed a HD porn video Jake was in where two very attractive dommes do a bunch of stuff to him including make him eat his own cum at the end.

    It was meant to be "this you?" own. But he was like "yes". And lots of people (like myself) were like "he's so lucky", "he just like me fr" etc

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (4 children)
  • [–] [S] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I fuckin love him so much. Not in a parasocial weird way just such a great human.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Folks were saying "he's so lucky to have sex with two beautiful women"

    AND chuds were like "being stepped on is NOT sex"

    And its like buddy don't tell me how to have sex.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago

    Who's Gyratio?

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    Closed casket funeral

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    My big fat ass he will

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    yeah it fuckin rules. Easily one of my current favs. Got it on rotation with Citations Needed, Qanon Anonymous, and Trillbillies.

    Also Jake and another comic have another one, That's My Podcast I Don't Know You, where they are watching all of king of the hill in order.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Solid af podcast. They can have some cringe takes, especially towards AES, but they interview some great socialists, they're genuinely funny, and they are good people at the end of the day.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    While Jake doesn't really try to play the hard insurrectionist revolutionary, he got arrested during the George Floyd uprising and fought zionists on the barricades at UCLA. As far as podcasters go, that's pretty cool.

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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