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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 120 points 11 months ago

To be clear: they're tracking the mouse on the website, not the real time movements of a dildo going in and out of an orifice

[-] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago

My disappointment is is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Might your day be improved by ... A dildo going in and out of an orifice?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Only if a log of the ins and outs goes directly to Bill Gates's desk.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Only because they haven't figured out a way to do that yet

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fortunately we have open source sex toys

https://buttplug.io/

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That is fucking amazing (pun intended)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I'm not sure why I joke about that, I'm sure it's already a thing.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Open source teledildonics are a thing.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Teledildonics is my new favorite word.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I knew sites used heat maps to see what people click on but I was surprised when our developers showed us actual video of users moving their mouse. I didn't know that was even a thing.

[-] [email protected] -5 points 11 months ago

I don't think this is inherently a problem, if the data is anonymized.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Yep, microsoft clarity is pretty useful, if you don't wanna be tracked, just use an adblocker.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Aww 😞

[-] [email protected] 75 points 11 months ago

If you're scared about Microsoft tracking your UX engagement on a website, the best way to make sure your sex life stays private is to file it in federal court.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure this person was just looking for a reason to sue, and then tried to construct the most salacious situation to sue about.

I'm not against them suing, I think web tracking is evil, so more power to them, but I definitely feel like a lawyer helped architect the actual complaint

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well if she was just looking for any reason to sue, well congrats to her then. She stumbled across a really good one.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

What in the world is that gold thing on the left?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This doesn't have much to do with Microsoft. They simply used their software. Microsoft wasn't responsible at all for this. It was the websites

It seems the age of click bait has arrived at lemmy

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Just block lemmy.world and you'll lose 90% of the r*ddit repost clickbait and USpol propaganda spam immediately. World needs to be given credit for being the containment instance so the rest of lemmy can be good.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'm on beehaw. I think maybe that's already blocked πŸ˜‚

[-] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Fuck lemmy dot world

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Tangential, but what the hell is that big, metallic diamond looking one? Like, does it vibrate? I'd there a hole in the top? Is it.. ugh... a butt plug?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It's a novelty lay on toy. Not for insertion.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Sounds like a challenge to me

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Whatever floats your boat. But EMS recommends against inserting things that don't have a flared base. Do with that information whatever you want.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I see a flare. It's on the base. πŸ˜ƒ

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It's nothing to do with Microsoft really.. clickbait

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