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[–] 120 points 2 years ago (13 children)

To be clear: they're tracking the mouse on the website, not the real time movements of a dildo going in and out of an orifice

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  • [–] 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    My disappointment is is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Only because they haven't figured out a way to do that yet

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I'm not sure why I joke about that, I'm sure it's already a thing.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I knew sites used heat maps to see what people click on but I was surprised when our developers showed us actual video of users moving their mouse. I didn't know that was even a thing.

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