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[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Just a guy enjoying the American way, nothing more.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

* heavy breathing in Tarantino *

Edit: wait a sec. IS that actually Tarantino?!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Yes. I'm guessing it's BTS pic for Death Proof.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Please tell me this is AI, and that Tarantino doesn't actually check if the foot looks good on camera.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

..why wouldn't he?

Him being notorious for his obvious foot fetish aside, most directors want to know whether ANYTHING looks good on camera or needs a different angle or lighting etc before shooting it..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That one. That's the one that went wee-wee-wee all the way home.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago

I love the metric system and wish we used it. But I'm also kinky. No further questions.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's not nice to kink shame.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

It's also not nice to kink measure.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Always been super impressed by the size of Americans feet. 30cm, that's crazy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

For our American friends: This is 128.016/4.200 of a meter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Look at this guy, trying to trick us into doing math!

It won't work because our school system is in shambles!

Who's the smart guy now!!??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

That was not my intention at all. I thought since a lot of tools are labeled in fractions this would be more natural to the average American

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The shoes add 5 cm

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Anyone else most bothered by the dude's chest? She seems to have sunk in more than should be possible...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That reminds me of that frat bro branding that nobody should look up and I'm not linking to.

That really bothered me.

It is nsfl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mind describing it? (If you don't, please put it in a spoiler for those who don't want to read it)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Big fat bro beer party, One of them is lying chest up on a table and is about to get branded by, let's say "chet".

Chet doesn't know what he's doing, but looks drunk and malicious.

When it's his turn to "brand" the kid, chet firmly pushes the branding iron as deeply as he kid in the kid's chest and swivels it back and forth multiple times while you can see it sinking into she's under the chest muscle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

he might have pectus excavatum

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It's super creeping me out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I didn't realize until you pointed it out, but where the fuck is his ribcage?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Looking at those feet I feel like some people could get jealous.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Am American, can confirm.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Time for my European rear to take a little trip across the Atlantic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Meat her? I hardly know her!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

The UK has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

The Americans got the better end of that deal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I was getting a Thai massage the other day. She was using her feet to press on muscles in my back and I thought how awkward it would be to be Quentin Tarantino and just get an erection at contact with a lady's bare feet. Fortunately, I didn't end up in that situation, but I couldn't get it out of my head for a few minutes.

If you live in South Bay, check out White Elephant Thai Massage. We went once to show support cause my partner is friends with one of the proprietors and I keep going back because they do a great job. If you get a boner, you are forbidden from mentioning that I recommended you go.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

How many bananas is that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

If this meme were intellectually honest your man in the top picture would be getting measured with parking and/or gas meters.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

No that second one, uh... That's something else. You can tell because of the dude's elevated position.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

British people aren't europeans

Edit: I was making fun of this meme for it assumung europeans don't use feet as a form of measurement

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Additionally, the rest of the world is European.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Whoa there dirty Dan..