this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 93 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How about cocky behavior therapy?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I knew of "smart ass", but "smart balls" sounds nice for sure too!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I keep my smart ass & my smart balls in my smarty pants.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago (2 children)

People be gaslighting themselves into being not ok all day every day

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's pretty much the theory in how CBT works.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm not a therapist. Is the idea that you forget about all of your problems because your balls are being tortured?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes - tortured using a burning hot gas-light, from what I understand.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Wait, is this the comment thread where we make our small cums into medium sized cums?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You just need to miss a day of good gaslighting and take a sip of reality to be miserable.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

From years of experience working in mental health, people pretty much have an "average" mood set (mostly) independently from their life situation. There are lots of people who are really ok when bad things happen in their lives, and lots of people who are dour or sad about things even when they're fine. Ultimately, lots of people don't need any "sips of reality to be miserable," they've just decided to be miserable regardless. Obviously all of this is serious generalization and is not universally applicable.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

👏*-FAKE-IT-TILL-YOU-MAKE-IT!-*👏

...cries...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Did... You just prove that god doesn't exist?