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[–] [email protected] 132 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Waiting for the day republicans start installing separate gendered bathrooms in their homes.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Me on my way to ground my son for using the FEMALE bathroom when he’s a MALE (i am a very good parent)

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Don't tell dad that I sit down to pee almost exclusively.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

My pants are less wet and my bathroom is cleaner

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Pretty chill

Especially in the morning or evening

Plus it's better for your bladder health

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

convenient when i suddenly need to take a dump as well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Also on the toilet it's Lemmy scrolling time.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is absurd. The estrogen lab should be switched with the sexb4marriage lounge, so i can watch boywives in their kitchen at leisure, and take the estrogen to use in the trans bathroom efficiently.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Also, obviously you don't want the lounge opening right into the bathroom. Unless that's your thing, but then you should just convert your gay room into a multipurpose area.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imagine having a whole ass lounge dedicated to sex before marriage. Living the high life.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

I dunno, seems really inconvenient to me. What if you decide to get married at some point? I would just build a sex-regardless-marriage room, to get a little potential future-proofing done.

And maybe expand the gay room a bit.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (4 children)

wait doesn't everyone just have a closet full of abortion???

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

I'm more of a walk-in abortion kind of person.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No no this is for performing them, not for trophies. Common mistake

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Lots of coat hangers in there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's just where they keep the vacuum.

Thoomp!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

so that's why it's always clogged

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

you mean a medicine cabinet??

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Where's the secular "zen" room?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't know, I'll be in abortion if you're looking for me!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

I'm telling mom you keep hogging abortion.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A kitchen just for me?! 🥺

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

For us, comrade.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

With attached abortion, for convenience

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

How else are we expected to make my famous tomato soup?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (3 children)

So a republicans house is just this but every room is labeled guns?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Guns and christianity maybe.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

There’s the prayer / wife beating room, the incest / strictly missionary only room, the bathroom where wiping or cleaning your ass is forbidden, and the Fox News while drinking Lonestar and shooting at rats room.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Gotta put the trucks somewhere, too.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

The Trans bathroom looks just like my bathroom. Wtf I'm shook.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean who doesn't have a gay room these days?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

More importantly, why is the gay room so small? You can barely get any gay in there.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Tell Gerry to m(e)ander his way out so the rest of us can have a turn in the gay room.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Let's not overlook the weed porch

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Excuse me, that's the weed patio. The hookah goes on the porch.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Oh no that's horrible, where is this house... So I can avoid it :3

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

I'll be on the weed smoking patio. Wake me up in three days if I'm not back.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

To be fair, the only way to afford a place like this is to run some sort of lab out of it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I like to go to my gay room and just kind of sit and stare at the wall and think about stuff. It doesn't accomplish anything.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

bidens america

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I'd probably want a door.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

In this economy??

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I spent a lot of time in the boywife kitchen, but the abortion pantry just has snacks. I guess we sleep in the Sex Before Marriage Lounge? I'd swap the Gay Room and the Estrogen Lab. I surf Lemmy and do more science in the Gay Room, and my sweetheart hangs out in the Estrogen Lab.

The bathroom is trans, yes. There's a second (cis) bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I’d rather just smoke in the house.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

It is true though...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Sounds nice. What's the neighborhood like?

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