That's why when he arrived he immediately went to someone's house. Because he's obligated to let everyone in the neighbourhood know he's on a list when he moves in.
this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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"Phone home" was actually him saying he needed to check in with his probation officer.
Lmao.. you guys
Steven knew that audiences wanted a sex potato to lust after. He was years ahead of this curve.
A sex potato you say?
Damn girl, what dem eyes do
I did know there could be a Down Behelit.
That’s why there’s been no reboot or sequel. We're only just now catching up to the futuristic levels of depravity he foresaw.
"make it sexy and fuchable."
"Aaah perfection."
Like this Robot Chicken skit?
Like all of you Judge Judys would be wearing clothes if you went to an alien planet! Leave ET alone!
Especially if more than two-thirds of said planet is covered with a substance that's deadly to us.
Unfortunately I can assure you that I personally read the official sequel to ET at least twice where they actually go to his planet and it did not involve any of the above. As much as I love to read books I cannot actually recommend this book to anyone else if you can find it.
The book was crazy stupid... ET still has a real-time tele-link with Elliot across time and space. I did love the artwork though
Is that the stupid part because considering quantum mechanics i’ve seen more unrealistic science fiction in dr who.
Isn't there like a story about Chewbacca being from a planet where all his folks wear cloths?
What if his genitals are on his face?
What if my genitals are on his face. ET go down
Well, all the ETs in the Republican Senate aren't wearing clothe, as well.