I’m not sure if gay marriage causes hurricanes, but it looks an awful lot like hate and fascism cause floods.

It's almost as if ignoring a problem, doesn't make it go away.

He knows democrats will bail him out because they do the right thing. Insurance agencies won't, though. The writing is on the wall when your insurance premiums skyrocket. Or worse, they drop you.

In May, DeSantis signed a bill that removes most references to climate change from state law and streamlines fossil fuel development projects—"Don't Say Climate Change," the bill's critics have called it, including a meteorologist who spoke up against it on air. On the day he signed the legislation, Key West was a record-setting 115°F.

"If we stop people from using the words 'climate change' that means we won't have any more flooding or hurricanes. I'm the smartest." - Meatball Ron

DeSantis cuts state funding for thing then demands the federal government pay for it.

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll find a way to blame Democrats for this somehow

So now the Democrats will use the ignorance, evil and hypocrisy of these clown to highlight what happens when you elect GOP, right? Right?

Well maybe all the police and gun owners of florida can shoot the water away with guns since they nixed building pipes and ponds to deal with it.

Yo get what you vote for.

Maybe tell him the stormwater projects will "wash the gay away" and Desantis and his followers will be all over it.

The leopards have come home to roost...

Oh, here we are again in the hands out, crying for help and funds portion of the "no guv'ment!!!" and "we're gonna sucede!!!!" crowd.

Is your raised truck not high enough for you to take shelter from the floods in? Can't you hang your wet clothes to dry from the "rolling coal" pipe you have? Can you use those 27 trump flags made of asbestos as a blanket to warm you?

Maybe as you're waiting for the "guv'ment" to come rescue you like a frightened fairytale princess, feed you with taxpayer dollars and repair your uninsurable without "guv'ment" help homes.... Maybe you could just float on your back in the water while you wait and think about your stance on climate change?

And remember, as your elderly neighbor's dead body floats by next to you, you can always use all your left over "Joe Brandon, I DID THAT!!!" gas pump stickers to put over their eyes and mouth to keep them closed.

I look forward to seeing the cost of insurance in flood prone areas go up and up and up. No way to get people to move preemptively due to climate change other than to make them go bankrupt first. STOP fucking bailing them out, STOP making US citizens pay for the shitty decisions of red states.

It's fine, the peasants will just suffer and die, there's always more peasants.- ol' Meatball Ron.

Good old pudding fingers Ron.

I'm so glad his focus for the last two years was on terrorizing queer people instead actually fixing anything. /s

jesus and the sky god and their special ghost friend are all we need! you all must be a bunch of evil woke transgenders if you don't realize desantis is the only thing protecting our great maga country from a giant woke rainbow of destruction

But but but...he completely eliminated climate change from Florida just last week!

What if we had pipelines built to pump Florida water to Texas or California dessert?

Desantis and the like are just like shitty villains in a bad super hero story.

That guy is the king of wrong. Every move just guarantees more pain and suffering but those idiots keep voting for him.