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[–] 59 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll find a way to blame Democrats for this somehow

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    "If those dang Democrats would have stopped my decisions, we wouldn't be in this mess!"

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I’m almost positive that Mitch McConnell has used that exact defense before.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    That was literally the republican response to their anti-vax movement. If Democrats hadn't pushed for vaccines and social distancing, our base would have been more willing to take precautions and fewer people would have died.

    These motherfuckers knee-jerked so hard it launched them into a volcano.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    God is sending floods to stop the gays, duh!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I still wonder about that. If you believe in skydaddy wouldn't you also believe that skydaddy could launch a precision strike? Skydaddy doesn't want gays? All of them vanish tomorrow. It doesn't need to make a hurricane ever so much stronger any more than I would need an ant to carry a small bit of dirt for me.

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