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[–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I snap my fingers as I approach red traffic lights and my confirmation bias is off the charts.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Sometimes when I'm with my 5 and 3 year olds, yeah.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Working in a grocery store in high school blunted that fun for me, because when you're busy and trying to go in and out those doors can be frustratingly slow. I like to think better of my Jedi powers.

    But, since then, I do get the desire to shoulder-check the door to pop it off the tracks - so I can use it as a swing door. I got good at doing it when I'd do cart returns.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Wait, there are people who don’t? J/k but I like to pretend to kick the air as if I’m kicking a door open/down. I get looks, and I’m okay with that.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    You mean other people don't?!?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    And at stoplights, yes.

    "You will turn green"

    turns green

    "Yeah, I'm a fuckin' Jedi."

    "No you're not. You just watched the light on the cross street."

    "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    No. But when a door doesn't open I always think of the Simpsons episode where Bart sold his sole to Milhouse.

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    I make Sith force gestures

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I don’t always use my Jedi powers, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I'm more of a toaster magician 😅

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    I like to do a little karate chop

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    No, but I’m going to. Thanks.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I used to, but my timing was so bad it was just embarrassing.

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    I do it to get traffic lights to change before I have to brake.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    And automated paper towel dispensers… “You will give me a paper towel, now.” And they reply (in my mind), “To gibba pappa towa, now”.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I just thought everybody did this...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I'm a below average height male and on periodic occasion I don't trigger the motion sensing ones and it's awkward. Now I typically always just raise my arm and wave instinctively. Not quite jedi gestures, but eh.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I do it to the subway doors sometimes. At least once it made someone laugh pretty hard, which was nice.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    My gestures, if I were to make them, would be more akin to Dr. Strange's sling ring gestures, Tony Stark's virtual desktop gestures, or John Anderton's virtual desktop gestures.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Hey man sorry to ask you this but can you put a good word in for me with your dad ?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    My old town had stop lights that were timed nearly perfectly if you went the speed limit. Only exception was when they were resetting from an emergency vehicle passing (or pedestrian).

    I would wave my hand and mutter some Jedi stuff at it and it would change. People still gunned it from one light to get stopped at the next...

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    Considering my history with doors, yes I have tried that, along with the Thanos snap and getting in trouble for trying the kamehameha on a school bully.

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