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[-] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago

Oooohhhh double encrypted, just one more easy exploit and we'll get double secret encryption!

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

ROT26 is how I store all my passwords on my PC

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We base64'd your data for enhanced encryption!!!1!1!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You're out! Finished, expelled! I want you off this SSD at 9 o'clock Monday morning!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're right. We gotta do something.

Absolutely.

You know what we gotta do?

Toga party.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

now with biometrics added for extra flavor.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

So that just means anyone BUT Microsoft will have a harder time trying to find out what you're doing.

Are they missing the fucking point?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Depends how they implemented the encryption. But you’re probably right

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Double-dog super mega no tag-backs cross my heart and hope to die Triple Lindy Dangerfield encrypted

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Too late. Still not enough to keep me from going back to Linux. Especially now that I'm all excited to try NixOS with Hyprland. This was your last mistake, Microsoft. 🫤

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Triple encrypted or nothing.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Triple encrypted, always eraseis, touch blue makes it true. *LALALALA*

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You can't triple stamp a double stamp! You can't triple stamp a double stamp!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Why not? It worked for DES until AES came about

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Recall has been....recalled? M$ needs to remove this crap totally - security incident waiting to happen 👿

[-] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa... The Linux fans ASSURED me this would be both a feature you can't turn off, and a feature they bury the toggle for deep under layers of frustration.

Surprised pikachu

[-] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago

Much bitching about nothing.

This is just fancy locally stored tokens.

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